EBOOK: Menopause Word Search Edition 1 (R Rated) — 50 Sweary Puzzles for Hot Flushes

Your body is doing weird sh*t. WE GET IT. WE ARE YOU.

You're sweating. You're losing words mid-sentence. You haven't slept properly in months. Your GP told you it was "just stress." You're either crying or laughing or both and you're not sure why.

This book won't fix any of that. But it'll give you 50-word searches that finally name what's actually happening — without some guru trying to sell you a $2000 magnesium spray for it.

INSIDE YOU'LL FIND:

• 50 puzzles across 5 themed sections: symptoms, the stuff nobody mentioned, the outrage files, the stuff that broke and the other side
• Real menopause words (hot flush, brain fog, night sweats, joint pain — pretty much the lot)
• Real swearing (f*ck off, go f*ck yourself, f*ckery — you know the drill)
• A full solutions section at the back for the cheaters and the desperate
• The kind of focus that beats scrolling for an hour 
• A free downloadable Menopause Survival Poster (scan inside)

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

• You're perimenopausal, menopausal, post-menopausal or genuinely don't know which one
• You've been told you're "too young" or "too old" or "fine, actually"
• You need something to do with your hands while your hormones do whatever they want
• You appreciate when someone calls it what it is — without the censorship

Warning: contains profanity, real talk and zero wellness bullsh*t. 18+. Adult readers only.

WARNING NOTE FOR FRIENDS AND PARTNERS: Buying this for your menopausal "associate" is either the best thing you've ever done or grounds for termination (friendship or divorce). There is no middle ground. Read the room. Choose your moment. Maybe also buy chocolate.

Part of the Betty Better Puzzle Library.

An independently published guide. Not affiliated with any medical body, just very familiar with the territory.

From The Betty Better Co.