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Adult readers only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING NOTE FOR FRIENDS AND PARTNERS: Buying this for your menopausal \"associate\" is either the best thing you've ever done or grounds for termination (friendship or divorce). There is no middle ground. Read the room. Choose your moment. Maybe also buy chocolate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Betty Better Puzzle Library.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn independently published guide. 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